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What Do You Want to Be… for Halloween?

With Halloween rapidly approaching parents are frantically try to fulfill their child’s costume desire and everyone is asking every child, “So what do you want to be this Halloween?” Kids LOVE Halloween. Besides all the candy, Halloween is the day they get to be who they want to be. Of course, this is not the […]

Dear Diet

Dear Diet, Well, there is no easy way to say this, but our relationship just isn’t working for me. Day in and day out, there is hardly any variation, I feel empty and my resentment growing. Valentine’s Day was such a struggle: there was nothing sweet about that day and that reflects our entire relationship. […]

What’s Trending This Holiday Season: Action Figures

Each holiday season heralds the arrival of the latest toy craze. This results in parents performing Herculean-like feats to procure the coveted item so their offspring will squeal with joy as they rip off the wrapping paper. Two groups of action figures are this season’s biggest “must haves”. First are the licensed Star Wars Action […]

As We Spring Forward; Considering Winter 2014-15

I awake at 5 am, coughing, in a bed strewn with crumbled tissues. I am surrounded by cough drop wrappers, Tylenol, a half cup of cold tea and a mountain of pillows. The vaporizer purrs.  I am aware as I run my hands through my hair that there is honey stuck in my bangs. This […]